I've got four things in this world I'd rather nobody didn't mess with in any way. Number one is my old lady. The finest woman that's ever shipped between a pair of tennis shoes. Second thing is my A-model Ford. Two of them.
PHUCK ICE (with middle finger emojis) We wanted to see the brain, so somebody invented the MRI, wanted to see bones, invented the x-ray, wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound, hell we got cat scans, pet scans, 3D imaging, we got machines that can look through clothes at the airport.
He stood in court for a bounced check, confused and terrified. He swore he had the money. Watch the exact moment the judge looks at the bank statement and realizes where it all went. Mr. Arthur, you were charged with writing a bad check for groceries, but you have a perfect record? I thought I had money, Your Honor. Sir, I see a $50,000 withdrawal
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